Monthly Archives: December 2007

Christmas Crap

We’re housesitting for a lovely lady for a few weeks, looking after her house, cat and ‘special needs’ dog. She has a huge place with tons of room so we were finally able to host Christmas. Usually, we sponge off everyone else – eating their food, using their hot water, dirtying their linens, etc. I don’t think I’ve ever fully appreciated how stressful having eight people plus three animals in a house really is. A big and belated thanks to EVERYONE who’s ever hosted us as guests. It was undoubtedly as exhausting for them as it was for us this year. We truly loved having everyone but we also loved having them leave!

Christmas was great and everyone seemed to genuinely enjoy their handknits. Dad and Bro promised to use the hell out of their Dashings, Jane was enthralled by her trivet (she’s a knitter, too, though not obsessed) and Mom was enchanted by the lusciousness of her Tudora and Fetchings. Don’t know if anyone will actually wear them, but that’s not the point, is it?







Here’s hoping all ya’ll had a great holiday season with your families and that they all loved their handknits too!


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I am screamin’ along with all the knitting projects. I’m like the Bionic Woman — remember when she’d turn the chalkboard around and fill it in 3 seconds with scribbling? That’s me and my knitting. I made Dad’s second Dashing in one evening and even made progress on FSM.

Knitty’s Dashing
Paton’s Classic Merino Wool in New Denim

Last night, I cast on for Bro’s Dashings around 7 pm and was through the third cable by 10:30. I did take it easy last night — if I’d been ‘on’, I probably could have nearly finished it.

Knitty’s Dashing
Knit Picks WotA in Forest Heather

This morning I finished His Noodly Appendages. I will felt them separately from the meatballs and then sew them together to create His Holiness. Note the two short antennae at the top. I’ll glue googly eyes after felting. Yea!

Flying Spaghetti Monster Ornament
Cascade 220 & Paton’s Classic Merino


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Oooh La La

We’re moving into deadline again, which can mean late nights and little knitting time. But, man, have I got a ton left to do! I’ve prioritized, so the “must haves” will be done by the big day, but there are a few other things I’d really love to do and FSM only knows if I’ll have the time. I refuse to worry too much about it!


First on the block was Dad’s Dashings. My goal last night was to complete the first one, which I did. After I sped through that — shortening the hand and knuckle portions to fit what I believe to be his hand measurements (Dad has shorter but thick hands so I knit the large and shortened the length) — I picked up my new favorite pattern: the felted Flying Spaghetti Monster felted ornament, designed by Shelley Hattan.


I want to make three — two gifts and one for me — and finished up three sets of meatballs last night. Also got a good start on the first set of noodly appendages. Easy, fast and totally awesome! And a nice break from the Dashings, I have to say.

Tonight I’ll start Dad’s #2 Dashing, finish up noodly appendage #1 and hopefully don’t develop carpel tunnel in the process.

Wanna hear a funny story? Back in 1986, my folks took me out of my junior year of school and we sailed their freshly built sailboat down the Baja coast and up to La Paz. We made it there just in time for spring break and the infamous Sea of Cortez Race Week (originally sponsored by my current employer). My best friend flew down for the week and we had the BEST time. We went sailing on an old schooner, bronzed our 17-year-old bodies on the beach and discoed at the now-defunct Gran Baja hotel.

Part of my job is to set up our monthly calendar. I occasionally contact clubs and organizations to firm up dates, especially at the end of the year. A couple days ago, I emailed the commodore of one such club and read the following in the response: “On a completely unrelated note, back in 1986, the year of the shuttle launch disaster, I met a young girl in La Paz with your name who was on her parents boat of the same name. It was at a party for the race week. That wouldn’t have been you, would it?”

That got my attention, to be sure. We met tons of people down there, so how did I know this guy? I asked. Here’s his response: “Regarding La Paz, I was a callow youth who showed up at that party with a sailor friend who introduced me to the joys of sailing. It was my last night in Mexico after spending three months there. You were hanging around with some girlfriends and we started talking. What I remember most is that kiss you gave me as your dad was rowing ashore to come and collect you. That’s just the sort of behavior I’m going to be discouraging with my daughter. :-)”

Well, if that doesn’t bring one’s memory back in a hurry! He was the dude I met at the Gran Baja disco who looked just like a young, thin, curly-haired George Michael who gave me my first french kiss! I actually referred to him as ‘George’ from then on, though we never had any contact after. If you’d asked me yesterday what his name was, I couldn’t have told you. Today . . . well, I’d like to say I’m proud I could tell you but . . .


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Sick, Sick, Sick

I left work early Thursday and never went back because I finally caught Hubbo’s cold. I was down all weekend, which is bad for keeping the boat clean or getting work done but is great for Christmas knitting. It was fairly flying off my needles! Mom’s Fetchings are done (though I dope-ily forgot to snap a shot), as are a pair for my Seester. For both pair, I made increased the length by adding another cable set or two. I also CO purlwise as I don’t care for the curly picot edging.


Mom’s were in Laines du Nord Cashsilk while Nan’s were done in Araucania Nature Wool to match the hat/scarf set I made her last Christmas. Man, those two yarns are a world apart. The Cashsilk is luscious while the Araucania is . . . um . . . sturdy. Honestly, it was like knitting sandpaper after the Cashsilk! I was worried they’d be too rough for mitts but they softened up significantly after blocking (I fully soaked ’em). Here’s what they look like next to each other for comparison.


Next up was Quant from the December Knitty. (BTW, did they misspell that? Is it supposed to be “Quaint”? If not, what the heck is a “quant”?) After a few missteps that required frequent frogging, I got the hang of entrelac and sped right through it in a day. When the pattern said to pick up and knit a diamond’s edge sts, I kept skipping the bit about replacing the last st on the left needle and decreasing (ssk or p2tog). Grrr. But though it doesn’t have the nice color blocks other self striping yarn has, I still think she’ll love it. (And, Nan, if you happen to be reading this, which is highly unlikely, shame on you for peeking!)


Last on the Christmas Knitting Chopping Block is Knitty’s Dashing for my BIL. I used the Berroco Ultra Alpaca in Green Olive that my SP sent me, which is a gorgeous color (very manly), super soft (but not too soft, if you catch my meaning), and is very warm (necessary for Colorado). I’m 2/3 of the way through the second mitt and I love them! I actually enjoy knitting this more than Fetching. All those measly little cables get annoying but there’s only six in Dashing. Unfortunately, I found out today that I didn’t read the pattern carefully enough — I was supposed to switch up the cables for the left mitt. Doh! I’m planning on a pair for my Bro and Dad too, so I can do it on theirs but I just can’t bring myself to frog nearly an entire mitt.


Though it wasn’t technically knitting, I also put my SIL’s swirled placemat through the wash for the first time. In a laundromat’s front loader, as a matter of fact. Good progress in spite of it!


Note that, even though I used Paton’s Classic Merino for all the colors, they’re still felting up at different rates.


The green is by far the most felted, while the tan, surprisingly, is a close second. The rust is felted about half as much as the green. Go figure. Guess I shudda swatched!

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Man oh man, are these puppies fast to knit! I’d read they’re a quick knit but, c’mon. I cast on yesterday on a short 30 minute drive to Half Moon Bay yesterday afternoon. I then interviewed the most amazing man who sailed nearly non-stop from Half Moon Bay (just south of San Francisco) to the Arctic Circle — we’re talking ABOVE Siberia, people — and back this summer. And it wasn’t his first time. If you’re intrigued, check out the January edition of Latitude 38, due out December 28.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

We have a friend down that way who invited us over for dinner, so while we were all visiting, I just plugged away at Fetching. I finished the first mitt (minus the thumb) about an hour after dinner. It took me a whole 15 minutes to work the thumb and weave in the ends this morning. That’s how fast this is! I think all the ladies in the family will be getting Fetching for Xmas and the boys will get Dashing. Woo hoo!


Pattern: Fetching from Knitty
Yarn: Laines Du Nord Cashsilk in Color 12 (muted red)
Needles: Size 5 32″ circs (worked in Magic Loop)
Time: About 3 hours for the first mitt

Note: Less than 2 yards left from 67 yard ball


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The note was here at work the whole time – it’d gotten stuck on the underside of my calendar somehow. So my supercool secret pal was Carrie. Check out her blog at – she has some VERY cool photography (not to mention knitting)! Thanks Carrie for being so cool!

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A Really Good Story

So much to share, so little bandwidth! First off, mad props to my supercool secret pal for spoiling me so much this go-round. Look at the last installment:


Shaken, not stirred.

Some totally awesome FibraNutura Flax linen yarn with a knitted bracelet and FINALLYFINALLYFINALLY some pretty stitch markers! I’ve been longing for pretty markers for ages — I use those ugly pink/blue ones — and my wishes came true. Thanks HushHush! Now here’s the evidence of my total dorkiness: I forgot to bring the letter that told me her blog and (gulp) name. Yes, I’m a dufus. I’ll add her blog tomorrow — sorry, pal!


We interrupt our regularly scheduled knitting content for a funny story:

After deadline, we sailed off for a short vacation at China Camp, a nearby state park. Our friend Big Aaron (as opposed to Little Aaron) ‘buddyboated’ with us on his Valiant 32 and joined us ashore for a nice hike along the trails. We stopped for lunch and, by the time we started back, my feet were killing me so I suggested walking along the road, instead of the extra-long trail.

So we’re bopping along when Aaron says “What’s that?” He was pointing at something off the side of the road, down the embankment. He jumped down and when he came back up he was holding a 43″ flat screen TV! It was all bubblewrapped and still had the Open Box stickers from Best Buy all over it. Not to mention the $3,700 price tag! The remote and all the wiring was taped to the back so, minus the manual, this thing was basically complete! We couldn’t believe it! Rob said “Only my friend Aaron would find a flat screen on the side of the road” and it’s true.

There wasn’t much discussion on what to do: we just started lugging it back. Problem was that we were at least a mile from our dinghy — plus the guys were worried the ‘pick up guy’ was going to drive by and spot us carrying his goods. So the plan was to find a way down to the water, then Rob would fetch the dinghy to come pick us (and the ‘goods’) up. We finally came up to a pull out with a couple parking spots and a couple paths down to the water. Aaron hid behind a dumpster while we scoped it out. I swear, I felt all stealthy and spy-like (maybe “criminal-like” would be more accurate!).

We found a clear path and went back to the dumpster only to find Aaron laughing hysterically. Seems that while we were on our reconnaissance mission, he tore into the bubble wrap to find a piece of fiber board with three blocks of concrete glued to it! Our best guess is that it was a decoy to set up a thieving Best Buy employee. Once he snagged it, he obviously took off in his car before investigating further. Instead of dumping it in a dumpster, he chucked it out the car window. We came along, thought we hit paydirt (I mean, really, who finds a $4k TV on the side of the road?) and toted that bastard a mile before discovering its secrets! I’m counting my major neck and back problems this week as karmic payback for being such a naughty girl. But what a great story!

Interestingly, I didn’t do a stitch of knitting while we were on our little cruise. Too busy reading and laying about. But I have managed to finish Cherie Amour.


Remember that I switched between to skeins of yarn so I wouldn’t get any pooling, which I’m not fond of. I also picked up the armhole sts and knit each sleeve from the top down. About 2/3 of the way down, I increased 2 sts and again about 1 inch from the bind off for a slightly belled sleeve.


I have yet to block it but I like how it’s turned out. Now I just need to get a top to go under it.

I’ve also managed to finish my SIL’s Christmas trivet. They’re building a cabin in Bend, Oregon, which will have an ‘earthy’ motif when done. This was done with Patons and I have enough yarn leftover to do at least one more ‘placemat’ — I had so many issues with this pattern (found in Felt It!) so much that I think this is all I can do!


You see, I’m no colorwork pro so I didn’t automatically know to make three balls of each color before starting, which the pattern writer assumed you knew. I ended up breaking the yarn at every color change for a couple inches — what a pain to weave in all those suckers! But I finally figured it out and started doing it correctly thereafter. Only made one noticeable mistake, which I hope won’t be noticeable at all once it’s felted.


Next up is a pair of Fetching for mom for Xmas. I’m also thinking of Dashing for dad. In between, I’m working on the bottom ruffle for my sexy Vogue sweater — hope to be done for Xmas but man, that’s a lot of stockinette!


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